A Green Freak's Blurb

Heyy!!! Just in case you're wondering, yes, I AM INDEED in Canada at this exact moment. Even though there's only an hour difference, it's still really tiring. It's 8:01 right now...now 8:02...here. So if that's what it says on the little thingie under this post, move it back an hour. Not literally. Figuratively. It's an hour behind there. But if it says 7:01 (ahem, 7:02), then, hey, it's still set on American-Illinoisese time. So great!!!

My cousin, Veronica, and I were reunited on the day after we arrived, the 25th, so now we're best buddies again. If Veronica's reading this (because I told her to, lol jkjk) then hi, Veronica!!! Sorry, I'm like REALLY tired. I've been up all night thinking about this drawing of a flower I REALLY REALLY REALLY need to draw for my grandma's birthday. Wow. Pathetic, isn't it? But vacations are all about pathetic relaxation and fun, so ha. :P

Anyway, apparently I'm amused very easily. My brother and I were having a laughing contest in the car on our way home from this city (that I will most certainly NOT be saying, just that it starts with a B and ends with anff) and I lost. Badly. I started laughing before we even started. And then I stopped and started laughing again for no reason. Then I got in trouble for being a distraction while driving. But what the hey. I got ice cream to shut me up. Now THAT'S strategy.

Anywho, talk to y'all later!!! (Did I really just say that?)

~The Green Freak

The Original Or The Cover...the complete analysis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIKEJkFNgyQ

The original...or the cover...hmmmmm...

Well, the cover, obviously!!! Who doesn't like Flo Rida?? That's what I'd like to know!!! JERKS, THAT'S WHO!!!!!!!

Sorry, I'm sleeeeeepy right now. We're leaving for Canada at like three in the afternoon today, so I've got time to kill. The anticipation is KILLING ME!!! I JUST WANT TO GET ON THE PLANE!!!!!!!! I'm so hyper right now, I'm actually looking forward to going through security. *shudder* Scary.

Anywho, I'll shut up. For now. For a few minutes. Katy Perry's on the Today Show at the moment singing Hot 'n Cold, so maybe I'll go make fun of her. Then resume my digressing.

~The Green Freak

LOL!!!!!!

Just check this out, people. It's actually slightly entertaining.

~The Green Freak

What Am I? Part Two

I'm as small as an ant,
as big as a whale.
I'll approach like a breeze,
but can come like a gale.
By some I get hit,
but all have shown fear.
I'll dance to the music,
though I can't hear.
Of names I have many,
Of names I have one.
I'm as slow as a snail,
but from me you can't run.

I am a shadow.

What is the beginning of the end, the end of time, the middle of yesterday, and nowhere in tommorrow?

The letter E.

Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29. Where is the missing $1?

We have to be careful what we are adding together. Originally, they paid $30, they each received back $1, thus they now have only paid $27. Of this $27, $25 went to the manager for the room and $2 went to the bellboy.

What Am I?

I am related to the water,
But I am not wet.

I am related to shadow,
But I am multicolored.

I am an illusion,
But what you see is real.

What am I?


A mirror.

Green Freak Out...

Okay, so as anyone who knows me knows (?), every summer I take a trip to CANADA!!! All of my relatives and stuff live up there. Well, everyone related to me in any way, except for me, my little brother, and my parents. Anyway.

I'm going in approximately six days. So, for those of you who haven't figured it out yet, I won't be here. Then. Maybe I'll post from Canada, maybe not. Whatever. Don't really care. So if you post a comment and I don't reply for a while, I'm in Canada. No biggie.

Sorry about chewing your ear off. Just go have a great summer, everyone!!!! :P

~The Green Freak

Vote Earth

I got this by downloading it free on earthhour.com. So. Well, what are you waiting for? Aren't you gonna download it???

Anyway, g2g. Have to go to Meijer's or something.

~The Green Freak

Petition for Maximum Ride

http://www.petitiononline.com/axtoksrp/petition.html

GO HERE. SIGN. NOW. They are SO NOT going to ruin this movie!!!!!!!

~The Green Freak

No, You're Not Going Crazy...

Think you're going totally bonkers? Well, you're not. Nope. Nada. Zip. 'Cause I really DID change the template for this blog. Why, you ask? Um. 'Cause I felt like it, I guess. So deal with it.

Smell y'all (cheeses, what's up with that?) later.

~The Green Freak

Get your own virtual pet!

Meet another member of our legion!!! 'Cause dinosaurs RULE!!! :P

~The Green Freak

Get your own virtual pet!

Frisky, green freax, green freax, Frisky. :P

~The Green Freak

Get your own virtual pet!

Heyy!!! Here's Bucky, the newest member of green freax united central!!!

~The Green Freak

Get your own virtual pet!

This is Swimmy. Swimmy, meet the green freax united clan. :P

~The Green Freak

Adopted...Cont.

Get your own virtual pet!

You're all probably wondering what in the heck in the world a koala is doing on this blog. Well, I'll tell you. I adopted it! I found another cool site where you can adopt animals and stuff and put them on your MySpace, blog, profile...you know, all that cool stuff. :P

So. Well? What are you waiting for? Go here for a virtual pet to show off!!! :DDD

~The Green Freak

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I DID IT!!!! I BEAT THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, spazz attack is over. But I beat it. And you know what I figured out? You can't use your skips. I had to start all over because the last question, 110, asks you to use all of them. That's how you win. Anyone who has any q's about it, just ask!!!

~The Green Freak

Adopted!!!

Okay, everyone, I have some news: Green Freax United has sponsored a penguin!!! There's this awesome website called www.penguinbros.com and it's basically you adopt a penguin that hatches on a certain day, and then you sponsor a real live penguin to save it!!! It's not one of the hi-tech ones where it tracks it for you, but it's still REALLY cool!!! So tell all your friends and your enemies to adopt a penguin egg today for a chance to sponsor a real live penguin!!!

~The Green Freak

Impossible Quiz Tips

1. Skim over the answers briefly on the link I already gave you. Read the really long ones, because those are usually the action ones where you have to do something.
2. DON'T USE YOUR SKIPS!!! Unless you pick one up on the green comet one, you can't use any of them, because you'll need them for the last question. ;)
3. When there's a timer, do what you have to do, and DO IT FAST!!! If there aren't any answers or questions, chances are you have to click something. On the toenail one, you click on each nail, "trimming" them. You have to get it done. FAST.
4. If the question isn't timed but there's no question or answers, slide your mouse over the screen. The lightening rod one? Slide it up and down the lightening rod until lightening hits it. The cat one? Slide the mouse up and down the cat's back to pet it, until the bar goes all the way up. Then click repeatedly on the cat.
5. On the "don't touch the _" ones, well, you heard it! The pink one is hardest, but I figured out (in my FIRST try!!!!! :D) that you right click and go over the menu thing that pops up for the "bridge" it hints about. NOTE: This also works for the comet one. Go into the lower righthand corner over the weird part that you can't touch and right click. Wait for the comet and touch it with the mouse.

Good luck, y'all!!! (Omg, I can't believe I just said y'all.)

~The Green Freak

Impossible Quiz (again)

Heyy, people! I hear the Impossible Quiz is pretty hard. I almost got all the way through it a couple of times, but I'm gonna do it. And WIN. :P

Here are the answers, guys: http://www.dabontv.com/game382cheats.html

Good luck!!!

~The Green Freak