A Green Freak's Blurb

Heyy!!! Just in case you're wondering, yes, I AM INDEED in Canada at this exact moment. Even though there's only an hour difference, it's still really tiring. It's 8:01 right now...now 8:02...here. So if that's what it says on the little thingie under this post, move it back an hour. Not literally. Figuratively. It's an hour behind there. But if it says 7:01 (ahem, 7:02), then, hey, it's still set on American-Illinoisese time. So great!!!

My cousin, Veronica, and I were reunited on the day after we arrived, the 25th, so now we're best buddies again. If Veronica's reading this (because I told her to, lol jkjk) then hi, Veronica!!! Sorry, I'm like REALLY tired. I've been up all night thinking about this drawing of a flower I REALLY REALLY REALLY need to draw for my grandma's birthday. Wow. Pathetic, isn't it? But vacations are all about pathetic relaxation and fun, so ha. :P

Anyway, apparently I'm amused very easily. My brother and I were having a laughing contest in the car on our way home from this city (that I will most certainly NOT be saying, just that it starts with a B and ends with anff) and I lost. Badly. I started laughing before we even started. And then I stopped and started laughing again for no reason. Then I got in trouble for being a distraction while driving. But what the hey. I got ice cream to shut me up. Now THAT'S strategy.

Anywho, talk to y'all later!!! (Did I really just say that?)

~The Green Freak

The Original Or The Cover...the complete analysis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIKEJkFNgyQ

The original...or the cover...hmmmmm...

Well, the cover, obviously!!! Who doesn't like Flo Rida?? That's what I'd like to know!!! JERKS, THAT'S WHO!!!!!!!

Sorry, I'm sleeeeeepy right now. We're leaving for Canada at like three in the afternoon today, so I've got time to kill. The anticipation is KILLING ME!!! I JUST WANT TO GET ON THE PLANE!!!!!!!! I'm so hyper right now, I'm actually looking forward to going through security. *shudder* Scary.

Anywho, I'll shut up. For now. For a few minutes. Katy Perry's on the Today Show at the moment singing Hot 'n Cold, so maybe I'll go make fun of her. Then resume my digressing.

~The Green Freak

LOL!!!!!!

Just check this out, people. It's actually slightly entertaining.

~The Green Freak

What Am I? Part Two

I'm as small as an ant,
as big as a whale.
I'll approach like a breeze,
but can come like a gale.
By some I get hit,
but all have shown fear.
I'll dance to the music,
though I can't hear.
Of names I have many,
Of names I have one.
I'm as slow as a snail,
but from me you can't run.

I am a shadow.

What is the beginning of the end, the end of time, the middle of yesterday, and nowhere in tommorrow?

The letter E.

Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29. Where is the missing $1?

We have to be careful what we are adding together. Originally, they paid $30, they each received back $1, thus they now have only paid $27. Of this $27, $25 went to the manager for the room and $2 went to the bellboy.

What Am I?

I am related to the water,
But I am not wet.

I am related to shadow,
But I am multicolored.

I am an illusion,
But what you see is real.

What am I?


A mirror.

Green Freak Out...

Okay, so as anyone who knows me knows (?), every summer I take a trip to CANADA!!! All of my relatives and stuff live up there. Well, everyone related to me in any way, except for me, my little brother, and my parents. Anyway.

I'm going in approximately six days. So, for those of you who haven't figured it out yet, I won't be here. Then. Maybe I'll post from Canada, maybe not. Whatever. Don't really care. So if you post a comment and I don't reply for a while, I'm in Canada. No biggie.

Sorry about chewing your ear off. Just go have a great summer, everyone!!!! :P

~The Green Freak

Vote Earth

I got this by downloading it free on earthhour.com. So. Well, what are you waiting for? Aren't you gonna download it???

Anyway, g2g. Have to go to Meijer's or something.

~The Green Freak

Petition for Maximum Ride

http://www.petitiononline.com/axtoksrp/petition.html

GO HERE. SIGN. NOW. They are SO NOT going to ruin this movie!!!!!!!

~The Green Freak

No, You're Not Going Crazy...

Think you're going totally bonkers? Well, you're not. Nope. Nada. Zip. 'Cause I really DID change the template for this blog. Why, you ask? Um. 'Cause I felt like it, I guess. So deal with it.

Smell y'all (cheeses, what's up with that?) later.

~The Green Freak